Say What?

Yes, it's time once again for the frequently weird, occasionally hilarious search terms that brought people here to Shade and Sweetwater, thereby providing whole minutes of entertainment for the denizens of Casa de Crazy...or at least me.

As usual, items in italics are my response to the words or phrases. Feel free to chime in.
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ratcheting noise in faucet kitchen - Umm...you have very tiny workmen down there, trying to fix it?

sweetwater bits - hey, now, my bits are none of your concern...

texas shade slave - OK, now I know I've mentioned once or twice that I was secretary to a bondage club...but really, I was just a secretary! Alternately...if I lived in Texas, I'd be a slave to shade, too...which would somewhat defeat the purpose of living in Texas, wouldn't it??

hot kissing wench - aww...and the Internet directed you here...I am SO flattered!

microwavable bannok - sounds painful.

what to do in garden for houston July - hire someone else to tend it? Heh...I can think of a few things to do in a garden in July, Houston or elsewhere...but this is supposed to be a family blog...