Quote of the day...er...week...umm...hey, look, a quote!!

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

It says "...freedom of...", not "...freedom from...".

Nolite te bastardes carburundorum!

"It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness. People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint." - Penn Jillette

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Their Cousins Steal Underpants

Bird scraped his knee last week, a fairly good skinning on the pavement. He likes to keep a Band-Aid on his ouchies until they are completely healed, even in the tub.

Today, we noticed his bandage was no longer on his knee - it has somehow slipped down to his shin. When my friend B remarked on the new location, my evil spawn looked at his leg, puzzled. When B asked how it had gotten there, the Evil Genius replied "I don't know, maybe some sort of Band-Aid moving gnome came and put it there instead."

Yep...he's mine.

2 comments:

darsden said...

LMAO out of the mouths of the kids ..too funny!

cinner said...

Band-aid moving gnome, to them it all makes sense, lmao too.