What Does It All Meme?

Yeah, yeah...

1. What is the color of your toothbrush? Blue and white.Picture snagged from randon Internet search
2. Name one person who made you smile today. Someone. He always makes me smile. And the Evil Genius...he's good for more than a few grins and giggles, too.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Wishing I was asleep.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Talking to Someone on the phone.

5. What is your favorite candy bar? Umm...I don't have one...I like most of them...which is why I had a fifty-acre ass.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes. Yes I have.

Picture snagged from randon Internet search.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? I love you.

8. What is your favorite ice cream? Hmm...I can narrow it down to Breyer's vanilla, coffee, peach, or strawberry, or Ben and Jerry's Phish Food.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

10. Do you like your wallet? It's a little thin, but yes.

11. What was the last thing you ate? Green beans.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No. Not last week or the week before or last month or...umm...I can't remember the last time I bought clothing...I think it was earlier this year, though.

13. The last sporting event you watched? Umm...baseball in the driveway...
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Plain buttered.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? I don't text.

16. Ever go camping? Many times.

17. Do you take vitamins daily? In fact, I do...

18. Do you go to church every Sunday? I'm pagan...I live in, on, around and surrounded by my church twenty-four, seven...
19. Do you have a tan? Nope.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? I don't prefer one over the other...

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? I don't drink soda.

22. What did your last text message say? Nothing. I don't text...

23. What are you doing tomorrow? More of the same - educating my son, cooking, cleaning, and maybe writing.

24. Favorite color? Blue.

25. Look to your left; what do you see? A lamp table, some books, a cup of water, my cell phone case, a box of Kleenex...

26. What color is your watch? I used to carry a pocket watch......that I adored, because it kept steadily erratic time, but it's not working just now, needs repair, so I'm not wearing a timepiece at the moment. My cellphone is the closest thing, and it's blue.

27. What do you think of when you hear “Australia”? I'd like to visit there some day.

28. Would you strip for money? I think it's more likely I'd be paid not to undress, or to put my clothing back on.

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Usually I drive through, but I try not to hit it.

30. What is your favorite number? 13

31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone? Someone.

32. Any plans today? More of the same.

33. In how many states have you lived? Let's see - confusion, depression, chaos...oh, wait...you mean US states! Hmm...5.

34. Biggest annoyance right now? Car alarms, rude people, slamming doors, my inability to make a living with my art.

35. Last song listened to? Three Little Birds.

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes.

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? I wish...I'm going to end up BEING the maid service for some folks if I don't sell a story or some photographs or a kidney...

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Forgive me, shoephiles (if that's not a word, it should be), for I have sinned...I love my Crocs. However, I would go back to wearing Tevas if they still made Teradactyls...

39. Are you jealous of anyone? Nope.

40. Is anyone jealous of you? Not that I know of...who would be, and why??

41. Do you love anyone? Oh...yes...yes, I do...

42. Do any of your friends have children? Yep, most of them do.

43. What do you usually do during the day? Educate my son, cook, clean, and sometimes write.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No. Hatred is a waste of emotion.

45. Do you use the word hello daily? Yes.

46. What color is your car? Red...

47. What size wedding ring do you wear? No longer married, no ring.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Why yes, I have Someone on my mind.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yep.

50. How did you get your worst scar? Head + Windscreen = Ouch