Don't panic. This is not a drill. We have kittens in the rosemary. Spotted a few days ago, these ferocious creatures appear to have taken up residence near the base of the pungent plant, settling in for the duration. The following images may be too graphic for some viewers - those with an aversion to unadulterated cuteness or low tolerance for adorability may find them too intense and should continue at their own risk.
Having been held, cuddled, pet, and adored by one of the local humans, they have been declared "Too freakin' cute for words!" and are therefore a Red Level threat to household equilibrium and feline maximum capacity.
As this story progresses, we'll keep you updated, because we here at Casa de Crazy know you're on the edge of your seats wondering what these terrifying critters will be up to next and how it affects your morning commute. Thanks for tuning in.