"Don't put dinosaurs up your pants."
"No, the ankylosaurus doesn't go on your penis."
"I'm pretty sure the pteronodon doesn't, either."
My day is complete.
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About Me
- Kyddryn
- Redneck Central, Georgia, United States
- I am mum to a twenty-year-old evil genius son (of course, I may be biased) and the clever and beautiful force of nature, twelve-year-old Sprout. They and my cats conspire to deprive me of sleep and sanity on a regular basis. I live in Redneck Central with my kids and cats. I call our home "Casa de Crazy" for a reason. It could be because I'm nuttier than a Claxton fruitcake. I have a foul disposition and the manners of a troll. What's not to love?
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Heh. *snort*
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