Quote of the day...er...week...umm...hey, look, a quote!!

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

It says "...freedom of...", not "...freedom from...".

Nolite te bastardes carburundorum!

"It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness. People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint." - Penn Jillette

Monday, February 16, 2009

Doing the Bump(er)

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ.

I don't want buns of steel - I want buns of cinnamon.

I'd like to verb your noun.

1 comment:

foolery said...

My cats are less subtle: they barf on me while I sleep. Happened the other night.
And I think you could market Caller IQ. ;)

-- Laurie