Quote of the day...er...week...umm...hey, look, a quote!!

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

It says "...freedom of...", not "...freedom from...".

Nolite te bastardes carburundorum!

"It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness. People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint." - Penn Jillette

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Say What?

Another fun post about what brought people to Shade and Sweetwater...and while I was looking at these stats I noted you've come and visited over ten-thousand times in my short eighteen months - which may not mean much to the big-time bloggers, but to me? Holy carp!! Right, on with the fun...

Renaissance kiss lips fair: so renaissance doesn't like to kiss red lips, then, or tan ones...

Shade for dogs: plant a tree - it not only provides shade, but a place for dogs to...erm...you know...

Metaphysical meaning inchworm: Wow...I'm not touching this one with a ten foot...erm...worm...

What not to wear kissing wench: umm...anything that chaffs??

Kidney bob dead: I'm so sorry...poor Kidney Bob...he was one of the "fun with anatomy" Muppets, but he was always a little bitter about how much attention Testes Pete got.

Centrifugal skidmarks: What the heck did I write that would bring a hit on that? Seriously?? I may never write again...

3 comments:

RachelW said...

Those google search terms are hilarious! I've had some great ones, too, and some gross ones.

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

I just came for the shade, sweetwater, and morning glory...

Kyddryn said...

Rachel, it never ceases to amuse me, the things we are looking for in the Blue Nowhere...

Hello, Swan...and welcome to all.