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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Us Lava, Already

Y'all, I am near my breaking point.

Tell me a joke, or something funny, wouldja? See if you can put a smile on my face, because I'm tired of crying.

3 comments:

Michelle Roebuck said...

Two atoms are talking. One of them says "I think I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm positive."

Michelle Roebuck said...

http://xkcd.com/962/

Michelle Roebuck said...

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K!

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

What did they do to the scientist when he died? They barium. I would tell another science joke, but all the good ones argon.

When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply, "Periodically."

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you sulphur with all these jokes...