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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Us Lava, Already

Y'all, I am near my breaking point.

Tell me a joke, or something funny, wouldja? See if you can put a smile on my face, because I'm tired of crying.


Michelle Roebuck said...

Two atoms are talking. One of them says "I think I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm positive."

Michelle Roebuck said...


Michelle Roebuck said...

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K!

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

What did they do to the scientist when he died? They barium. I would tell another science joke, but all the good ones argon.

When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply, "Periodically."

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you sulphur with all these jokes...