Quote of the day...er...week...umm...hey, look, a quote!!

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

It says "...freedom of...", not "...freedom from...".

Nolite te bastardes carburundorum!

"It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral self-righteous bullying laziness. People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint." - Penn Jillette

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Us Lava, Already

Y'all, I am near my breaking point.

Tell me a joke, or something funny, wouldja? See if you can put a smile on my face, because I'm tired of crying.

3 comments:

Michelle Roebuck said...

Two atoms are talking. One of them says "I think I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm positive."

Michelle Roebuck said...

http://xkcd.com/962/

Michelle Roebuck said...

Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K!

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

What did they do to the scientist when he died? They barium. I would tell another science joke, but all the good ones argon.

When asked if I can come up with good chemistry jokes, I simply reply, "Periodically."

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you sulphur with all these jokes...