With the breeze came insect life of some sort. Not much...a bug or two.
That night, the cats took it in turns to stare intently at a spot on the wall. Rook and Maya were especially enthralled. Someone and I watched them track the blurry wee shadow on the wall. Finally, Someone decided to step in - he brushed the buggy visitor off the wall. Rather than obligingly landing on the floor for kitty amusement, it flew up into the living room light fixture. The cats resumed their staring.
Someone took pity on them and unscrewed the light cover, encouraging the critter to obey the law...of gravity...and visit out lovely Pergo floor - it's where all the "in" people go.
Then Someone took a good look at the fan/light fixture. Umm...have I mentioned I'm a crappy housekeeper? Because, yeah...
First he wanted a new light bulb because one of them has been burned out for a while. Then he wanted a dish towel because it seems the Rare Fan-Dwelling Dust Rhino has been rather more active than he'd like up there.
He brushed down a few Rhino turds.
Rook was curious. "If I did something like that on the floor, you'd swat me!"
"Seriously, people - who does this in the house??" It was something of an epic Rhino leaving...
The Rhino tried to leave a deposit on Someone's head, but he wasn't having it.
I think he got some in his mouth...
Bless 'im...he's better than Mike Rowe for getting a dirty job done. Wait...what am I saying?? I didn't mean it Mike...I'm still your number one fangirl, honest! C'mere and I'll prove it!!Even Rook got covered in Rhino remnants.
"Why, Mama, why?"I guess I need to thin the herd a bit. I hope Someone doesn't notice the bedroom fan any time soon...
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