I have had swollen glands in my neck since last Wednesday.
Sore throat started Friday.
Hurts to swallow.
Do you know how many times one may swallow in the course of the night?
Me neither, I quit counting around 100.
My temperature goes up and down faster and with greater frequency than a yo-yo at a Duncan exhibition.
I need a nap after going down stairs to do laundry and then coming back up.
I need a nap after getting a glass of water. It can take hours to drink that glass of water if i manage to stay awake.
My ears throb. My throat throbs. My jaw aches. Holding my head up is...unpleasant...
After three nights of zero real sleep because I drift off only to wake up whenever I swallow, then can't get back to sleep because I can't help swallowing, I finally caved and went to the doctor.
I have never felt like this. Ever.
He swabbed my throat and pronounced a very slight case of strep.
I feel like the sword swallower who hiccoughed on the way down!
I have never had strep. This is a new experience, and I can honestly and emphatically say I could happily never have known the joys of it personally. Sometime it's okay to live vicariously.
Also, if this is slight? I hope I may never know the full-throttle version.