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Let's take another break from all that artsy-fartsy stuff. I figure the one reader I have remaining at this point might appreciate a brief pause in the photo-onslaught. I checked out my search stats and found some fascinating terms that led people to my little patch of Blogopolis, and as usual, I feel the need to share the weirdness.
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smell of spunk - Ah, yes, the latest perfume in the Martha Stewart line at K-Mart...

pictures of animals that sleep the longest - My cats could certainly be in the running for this one...

how to carrot in sweet water - Umm...is this some kind of euphemism?? Because I'm a little slow on the uptake with those...just sayin'...

clam hogs of new england with mike rowe - I have no idea what that is, but if it involves Mike Rowe, I'm game!

magnetic storm windows chicago - I didn't know they had an album by that name...

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Yep, it's that time again - time for me to tell you how some folks found their way to my little oasis of festive delights!

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Beautiful boys strip - no, no sugar...you want that seedy blog down the street from here.

Quote if wishes were chickens - I would, but I've never read it.

Stairs and vanister - umm...what's a vanister? Is that what happens when the stairs suddenly aren't under your feet and you go ass-over-teakettle??

Ayem een denser 2008 - huh?

Covert bake time bread mini loaf - How covert? Only slightly sneaky, or are we talking a CIA level of secrecy here? What's in these covert loaves? Explosives? Microfilm? Tiny little illegal aliens masquerading as baked goods??

Two dragons eskimo kissing tattoos - because french kissing a tattoo is just wrong.

Real soldier s&m - yeah, you want to follow the one looking for beautiful boys strip up there - this isn't that kind of blog!