I owe this topic to Cygnus and my own lack of originality. Thanks, Swan! Because I am out of town a few days and uncertain of my Internet access, I am going to milk this for a few posts. Yeah, cheap and lazy, a double threat!
Thirteen Things To Do in Life (In No Particular Order, and In Parts)
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Thing one - sail once more on the great wide sea, with the wind pushing me where he will, so far out I cannot see land and have only water below and sky above, and am happily lost between them, a small presence on the great, life-giving water.
Thing two - shrink my fifty-acre arse down enough to fit comfortably in a pair of size twelve jeans. If you think size twelve isn't very small, honey, it's all relative.
Thirdly - ride a horse again, without fearing I'm damaging the poor beast's back.
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Tame start, I know. More tomorrow, maybe even interesting stuff!
Ok I am loving your sense of humor, fifty acre arse had me in stitches. I can't wait to read the rest. Take care, Cinner
ReplyDeleteHey, Cinner, welcome - glad you got a giggle! It used to be a fifty-acre arse...but I managed to shrink it to forty-eight acres...so I'm gettin' there!
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