I'm declaring a national day of mourning.
Why?
You mean, you didn't know. Oh, dear...I'm so sorry to be the one to break the news...
Mrs Winner's has closed.
Wait, you don't know Mrs. Winner's?
Poor deprived soul...
Mrs Winner's is a cash-only fried chicken joint, fast food that isn't awfully fast. They serve...served...breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I adore their coleslaw, and their fried chicken, but most of all...
Sigh...
How I will miss my occasional breakfast treat - a steak, egg, and cheese biscuit. Country fried steak, scrambled egg, and cheese on a hot, flaky biscuit. Oh, my...delectable...
I have started many a long road trip with one of those biscuits and a large half sweet, half unsweet iced tea. I introduced Someone to Mrs. Winner's when he moved here, and he took to her like a swan to water - when we had somewhere to go early in the morning and there were a few ducats to spare, we got our biscuits and hit the road.
There was always something, some indefinable flavor to the biscuits, that kept us wondering. We tried to pinpoint the flavor, but it required lots of research, many biscuits eaten in the name of scientific research...
Now, without warning, the franchises in our area have closed. Not a word of warning, no indication of why a successful, fairly popular place is just...gone. We found out when we wanted breakfast on the road...and had to go to McD's instead. What a disappointment. Even the Evil Genius was stunned, and said he couldn't understand how such a popular joint (his words) could close down.
Now our only hope is that other franchises are still open...and maybe, on occasion, we can still get our fix.
Join me in wearing sackcloth and ashes, won't you??
it WAS a shock-- no warnign, and no note revealing that secret spice that keeps me going back for the processed 'steak' and american 'cheez' biskit.
ReplyDeletei shall shoot myself forthwith...
later, though...I needa CFS right now...
Poor Sir...and the only place nearby to get 'em is...er...here, actually, now that Mrs Winner's has abandoned us...
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