Conversation With the Evil Genius...

...an excerpt.

EG: When I grow up I'm going to learn magic and my children will not have to suffer the indignities that I have had to. I won't force them to eat and use up all their time. I won't treat them like Zombies or Mummies.

K: You mean you won't chop them into little pieces and light them on fire?

EG: No and I won't wrap them in bandages or make them hammer in a nail or anything, or be hurtful and mean like my mommy is being right now. I won't try to distract them when they're concentrating.

K: Dude.

EG: What? I can't hear you through my ignoring you.