The conductor raises her baton...
~~~~~
First movement, allegretto:
Hmmmmmzzzzzwssshhhhhhhhh...
Crinkle...
Thubadathubadathubadathubadathubada...
Crinkle, crunkle...
"Meow..."
Second movement, presto:
Hmmmmmzzzzzwssshhhhhhhhhaaaahhhh...
Fffft....hssss...yowl...thubadathubadathunk...
Galumph, galumph, galumphshwshhssssskritch...
Whush, whush, whush, ee-ee, whush, whush...
Glug, glug, gurgle, glug...
Crinklycrunklycracklycrinkle!!!
Dingle.
Dingle dingle.
DINGLE!!!!!!!!!
"Meo-ow..."
Third movement, presto:
Wooooooozzzhhhhhh...
Crash! Bang! Boom!!
Thubadagalumphthubadagalumphscrabble, scrabble, sliiiiiiiiiiide...
Hmmmmmzzzzzwssshhhhhhhhh...
Ack...ack...glurghltyblorgh...MEOOOOOOWWW...
Fourth movement, andante:
Crinkle...
Dingle...
Puuurrrrrr...
~~~~~
The conductor lowers her baton.
Music for tired ears, hey? Sorta rocks you to sleep!
ReplyDeleteI'd be throwing a pillow at the musician.
ReplyDeleteOkay, which cat was it? Sounds like maybe Rook.
ReplyDeleteMister Hermit, sir, the funny thing isd, it's really a quiet house...but silence is relative to where we live, I think. True, silence is unnerving to me, anyway.
ReplyDeleteCap'n D, I have been known to throw rolled up socks at certain felines...
Mum, it wass a conspiracy of four, as well as the ceiling fan, the heat pump, and the general sounds of the house being itself.