Their Cousins Steal Underpants

Bird scraped his knee last week, a fairly good skinning on the pavement. He likes to keep a Band-Aid on his ouchies until they are completely healed, even in the tub.

Today, we noticed his bandage was no longer on his knee - it has somehow slipped down to his shin. When my friend B remarked on the new location, my evil spawn looked at his leg, puzzled. When B asked how it had gotten there, the Evil Genius replied "I don't know, maybe some sort of Band-Aid moving gnome came and put it there instead."

Yep...he's mine.