Say What?

Another fun post about what brought people to Shade and Sweetwater...and while I was looking at these stats I noted you've come and visited over ten-thousand times in my short eighteen months - which may not mean much to the big-time bloggers, but to me? Holy carp!! Right, on with the fun...

Renaissance kiss lips fair: so renaissance doesn't like to kiss red lips, then, or tan ones...

Shade for dogs: plant a tree - it not only provides shade, but a place for dogs to...erm...you know...

Metaphysical meaning inchworm: Wow...I'm not touching this one with a ten foot...erm...worm...

What not to wear kissing wench: umm...anything that chaffs??

Kidney bob dead: I'm so sorry...poor Kidney Bob...he was one of the "fun with anatomy" Muppets, but he was always a little bitter about how much attention Testes Pete got.

Centrifugal skidmarks: What the heck did I write that would bring a hit on that? Seriously?? I may never write again...