Foolery wrote an entry inspired by something she read on two other blogs, and I am now stealing the idea and posting my own version. Basically, it's to think of five people who might bring you to "jump the fence", "bat for the other team", "paddle on the other side of the boat", and any other euphemism you care to add for having same-sex relations.
Without further ado, here are my five (OK, I did six because I'm greedy) women who could possibly make me choose the taco over the sausage:
Kate Beckinsale - good lord, do I really have to explain this one? Hello? Underworld? Latex body suit? Am I the only one who wondered what it'd be like to peel her like a banana??
Milla Jovovich - The Fifth Element...flawless...imagining human sundae bar...
Katherine Hepburn - she was beautiful, feisty, and a damn fine actress. She wore slacks when that just wasn't done, was unapologetically self-sufficient, and could fillet you with a glance. I wouldn't mind growing up to be her.
Drew Barrymore - especially Charlie's Angels Drew. There is something about her...she exemplifies worldly innocence. I bet she'd be fun.
Picabo Street - there is a joyfulness to her, an exuberance that I envy. Also, she skis and I used to ski, and we could have some fun skiing together and get all cold and then get all warmed up...oops, sorry...
My friend Michelle - she's brilliant, got a wonderful, open smile and a strong, grounded personality. We have great conversations, like crafting together, she's smart and she is really very sexy (even if she doesn't think so. It's what I think that counts, right??). Plus, I have the feeling that she would be a great cuddler, and I'd jump the fence for some first-class cuddle.
There ya go. Aren't you thrilled?
So, I 'd agree with Kate and Mila, but Drew? Never did get what the big deal was about her. What about Scarlett Johansen (SP?) I think she has that Marilynesque quality. And for that matter, what about Marilyn Monroe? I guess i have thing for curvy women!
ReplyDeleteI liked Marilyn well enough, but she just didn't have whatever it was that makes me think twice. I have no idea what that is. Drew was the iffiest of my picks, but I am fond of her for whatever reason...perhaps the illusion of sweetness she has...
ReplyDeleteEh, I find it easier to drool over men, anyway...it's the rare woman who catches my eye that way.
I just looked Scarlett Johansson up and recognized her from a movie that I'm quite fond of - Girl With a Pearl Earring! Cool - she's a lovely young woman, isn't she?
ReplyDeleteThat she is... Never saw that flick, I am gonna have to watch it. Was one of those things that I wanted to see when it came out, but didn't get a chance and then it gets buried under everything else I have to do.
ReplyDeleteNice job, there, Kyddryn!
ReplyDeleteAwww! Gee whiz (M kicks the ground and blushes)... This is truly one of the greatest compliments I've ever received, all the nicer since I read the post after a week of battling lung demons.
ReplyDeleteI guess I have to throw my hat (panties) in the ring for Angelina Jolie. Don't care about the bad press, she's always been hot to me - Lara Croft, OMG.