How can you feel blue...

...when listening to the Spice Girls?

Really. Next time you're feeling a little "meh" about life, I dare you to slip in the "Spiceworld" soundtrack and not be smiling and tapping your toes by track five.

Yes, I listen to the Spice Girls. Shut up.

They're like cotton candy and crack for the music center of my brain. Shut up again...I hear you laughing at me. I don't care...here, I'll even stoke the fire a little. I also listen to country music. Yes, yes I do. I once had a dream that Toby Keith was stalking me...and I considered letting him catch me. But then I woke up. Dang.

Now that I've unleashed that tidal wave of mirth, I am off to do laundry and other mature, responsible things. Toodles.